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[cinamun]

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[starboye]

starring: vinnie hacker x male reader

request: part 2 of vinnie hacker and femboy!roommate, where vinnie comes home to see his roommate laying down on his stomach and he’s wearing these tight boxers and he’s just laying there on his phone, so vinnie sees his ass and he jumps on the couch and startles his roommate and vinnie laugh and starts pulling down his roommates boxers and starts spreading his cheeks and teasing his hole with his finger and he’s saying how much he missed his hole and he finally starts eating his ass and reader is just moaning and after vinnie finishes eating he starts makes reader sit up and fucks him in doggy style but as he fucking him he’s spanking his ass and making reader twerk while he’s fucking him and vinnie just loving how his ass just jiggles and vinnie is just making fun of how loud reader is moaning / Vinnie Hacker x thicc femboy male reader and I want more more and more please omg this time Vinnie discovers he's also flexible af and more rimming, face sitting, ass and hole/bussy play in general. You should make this a series lol

warnings: smut, cursing, degradation, cock drunk, cream pie, unprotected sex, rough sex, ass eating, i think fingering

directors note: could this be a series???

it had been a couple of days after the whole 'incident' and things were surprisingly great, there was no awkwardness between you and vinnie and sometimes if you both were drunk you'd make out a little, but something about today had vinnie wanting you, maybe it was seeing you in those tight underwear that got him going.

he takes no time in jumping onto the couch and beginning to knead your ass in between his hands, you let out a little yelp in return to his actions, whipping your head around to see the culprit "y'know a hi would've been good" you say with slightly amazed eyes "well how could i focus when this ass was begging to be played with" vinnie smirks pulling your underwear down slowly to reveal the beautiful globes of your ass.

"so what were you up to today" vinnie asks as if he wasn't playing with your ass right now, his finger grazing your hole softly making you stumble over your words "you know i really misses this ass right, s'been a while since i got to fuck you" vinnie admits in a sultry tone as if trying to hint to what he wants before you see his head dip down and feel his tongue lapping at your hole and then stuffing you, dropping your head with a moan.

he went on for what felt like forever just eating you out like you were his meal, all to himself as if time had stopped but for him you were to addictive to give up, but finally lifting up with messy mouth and a smirk that said "we're not done yet", without a second thought you lift forward to kiss him, pushing him into the couch and straddling his lap.

"i want you to fuck me till i can think" you whisper in his ear while littering his neck with kisses "well i dunno, you think you could take it" he questions, a smirk on his face while his finger pumped in and out of you slowly "i did last time right" you moan and in an instant vinnie has you doggy style with your face pressed into the couch sliding his cock in.

he waste no time in fucking you roughly, moans getting fucked out of your mouth loudly "mm vinnieee" you whine into the couch feeling like your hole was on fire from how fast vinnie was moving in and out of you, squelches and plaps filling the otherwise quiet house "yeah look at that ass jiggle" vinnies deeply laughs with groans in between, slapping your ass to watch it jiggle on him.

"throw that shit back" he smirks stopping his movement to watch you whine and turn around a desperate look in your eyes trying to convince to keep fucking you but he doesn't so you oblige and begin twerking your ass on him, he watches as you ass bounces on his length as if it was made for him to fuck for eternity.

"good fuckin' boy all this ass for just me right" he asks leaning down to make out with you, sloppy kisses mixed with moans between you both, his hips beginning to move on their own into you harshly "daddy..." you whimper but start to lose your train of thought quickly "tell me what you want baby" vinnie asks breathless but never wavering in his hard pounds.

"i want your fucking cum" you cry out gripping the cushions of the couch for dear life as if you were going to melt right there "such a fucking slut, you know that right, always being slutty and begging for my cock" he taunts you but you couldn't make out what he was saying, tongue lolling out your mouth "and with how loud your moaning, sound like a damn pornstar are you trying to wake the neighbors" vinnie continues his words like he continues his assault on your now gushing hole.

"i don't give a fuck as long as i have your cock fucking me im happy" you moan in a high pitched tone not caring about who hears you now, vinnie feeling a sense of pride from your words, i mean did you really love his dick that much or was it the cock drunk side of you talking mindlessly "well then you're gonna love my cum" vinnie grunts with a few thrusts.

and with one last groan he spills his load inside your ruined hole, you moaning as vinnies groaning out making you cum on the spot before dropping your head, you fall onto the couch in exhaustion, your foggy mind becoming clearer as you come down from your high and vinnie pulls out of you, earning a whine from you as the chilly air flows between your aching legs "youre such a fucking whore" vinnie snickers sitting down next to you.

"fuck you" you lightly punch his leg "you seriously wanna go again" vinnie bursts out laughing making you chuckle "don't tempt me with a good time" you tease.

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[scrumptiousstuffs]

are there more iconic moments that will go down in the FK rabbit hole like this taipei fanmeeting? moments that every somsom needs to know!

Cracking knuckles, stretching my neck and ready to dive in hehehe....

I already mentioned many of my favorites (and iconic) moments of FK during previous asks…

But other moments including way, way back when they were babies (back in 2018) and not officially a CP:

First saying in front of Khaotung’s fans he will love him forever (so, even back then, First has decided who he wants, y'all)

Plus the IG live in 2020 where they stared deeply into each other eyes like separated lovers in a regency novel and calling each other handsome/cute

Hopefully, you already know all the thirdwheeling First did when Khaotung was promoting with Podd for Tonhon Chonlatee.

(I say the boys were laying the ground work so that their fans would get behind them when they finally officially became a CP)

Once they are officially a CP:

Who could forget First’s inner voice during GMMTV safe house season 4, which led to countless gentle teasing by everyone to the point First now just accepts it and says it out loud in front of everyone he finds Khaotung cute (he said this during the GMMTV Live House on 15/09/23 when he and Khaotung were guests on the show) or call his bestie boyfriend in front of live TV 📺

Also, I highly recommend you read through the thoughtfully curated recap FK moments in GMMTV Safe House Season 4 by @firstkanaphans (if you haven’t got the chance to do so!)

This particular interview where First earnestly (and cue more waterwork) informed the interviewer and Khaotung he sincerely wants to build a house that share a fence with his bestie🥺😭

And while the whole GMMTV StarLympics is not my cup of tea, it gave moments like our boys becoming dramatic actors on the field or First being possessive of his bestie (what else is new? 🫣). Plus, Khaotung being a princess 💅 by wearing the dainty diamond necklace and Cartier watch while playing futsal

Both LOLfanfest (2023 and 2024) have great moments from First twerking to Khaotung shaking his booty (also the song is a banger!) and of course who can forget First stripping off his jacket in both events in front of his bestie 🤭🤭🤭...

And anon, I really, really recommend (if you haven’t yet) to watch both ArmShare episodes when they featured First & Khaotung's birthdays. Not only do we get to see them being their emotional self but they have unhinged moments like the iconic forehead kiss by Khaotung causing his bestie to breakdown into giggles.

I'm going to finish up with my most favorite clip of FK: First sabotaging himself (ThaiFuLove Event). Instant serotonin boost! Also, how do First go through all the intimate scenes with his bestie without breaking out of character???

It is also the same event we learnt our boys have GPS? (or something equivalent) on their phones, which allows them to keep track of each other.

(The interviewer and Chinese translators were giggling and laughing cause of these 2 and it made the whole thing even funnier 🤣🤣🤣)

Special mentions: FK Fanmeeting Hong Kong 2023 and the EFMFandomLive event. The latter where we have FK meowing (no seriously, like actual meows) where they were having a conversation in front of the hosts

[ogrepoppenangleaksofficial]

WHO WINNING THE TWERK-OFF: HtP edition

Through careful analysis I have determined out of nearly every character we've been introduced to so far, who would win a naked and covered in oil twerk competition

First up is the Arcanum and immediately most of them are disqualified for having little to no ass or heart. There's really only four worth talking about. Brok has cheeks but wouldn't do it (DO I'Z LOOK LOIK A POOF TO YEW?!), Grimy has potential but would not lock in and probably would end up doing some weird shit she saw in a doujin, Harry has the bod and knows how to move it, and Elise is well...just look at her

Team vamp is pitiful. Shitbeard canonically has negative ass, Ape is too wound up, and while Guy and the manager would do it if vitae was on the line, they wouldn't be very good. Pyotr is the only one bringing his A+ game and probably should diablerize the others for that instant BBL

Team Hunter has some choice picks. Boy is disqualified for obvious reasons (sorry kid, maybe if we get a timeskip), Horse physically cannot twerk, and Krakus won't leave the well so it's down to the mains. While the sweatpants are doing him some favors, Kitten couldn't possibly stand up to the competition, I'm sorry. Door could probably crush a Coke can with those buns of steel but he doesn't seem like he can't move that mass effectively. Marckus is really the only choice, as we can see an episode 1 that shit was moving like water. D obviously moves on but that should go without saying.

So who wins? I hate to say it but Harry, Pyotr, and Marckus aren't up to the task, they might be good but not that good. So it's down to Elise and D. (Though out of the runners up, I think Pyotr beats Harry by the skin of his fangs)

Elise has cake on cake on cake (I don't know why you guys made her so incredibly stacked) but D actually cinches it due to that. She's a natural talent and natural talents are known for not putting in the work because they don't really need to. Besides, I don't see this as being something she'd be particularly enthused about, so I can imagine her just squatting down and doing literally whatever because it's gonna clap and jiggle regardless.

D on the other hand is going to WERK. He is going to shake it like rent is due. It'd look like that one scene from American Dad. You didn't think it was possible for ass to move like this. He has decades of experience and this certainly isn't his first rodeo. He has flawless technique with the physique to seal the deal.

So in hindsight the answer was kind of obvious,

BIG-D WINS

[boyleblr]

bardcore edition of in tha club would have jack barak twerking in an instant at your local tavern on any given night amarite or amarite ladies

[gangsteri-aine]

the instant server shut down as soon as Fit started twerking in Pac kkkkkk

[multi-lewder]

can tsuyu defeat a nomu on her own or is her big bimbo booty too vulnerable?

Tsuyu forgot she was meant to be stopping the nomu and soon finds herself too busy sleeping with the nomu instead. Even though she should be repulsed and want to kill him instead all Tsuyu can think about is that Big Nomu Cock which has at least ten quirks to give him the biggest most perfect dick for instant lossing sluts and breaking them into moaning nomu addicted whores. Tsuyu's phat froggy ass can't fight back against him that's for sure and it only takes a couple of seconds before she's thrown onto the ground and cockslapped by him and even less time before she's twerking for his dick with her enormous asshams and getting fucked by that big hung nomu stud, she won't be going back to UA again but that's fine because nomu dick is too good anyway and any other girl would do the same.

[plaindangan]

It’s Komarus birthday so to celebrate Toko decided to invite Komaru to the future foundation building. On the worst day she could’ve showed up.

The FF recovered a Golden Boombox from a remnant of despair stronghold. And Komaru got curious.

Disclaimer: R18 material! If not to your liking then please do not view!

"..............Are you allergic to making good decisions? Or does being b-brainless comes with the b-b-boobs?!!!"

"T-toko!!! O-okay, so I might have messed up..."

"HOW?! It was labelled under 'Do. Not. Touch!!! How did you not see it?!!!"

"The button was just begging to be pressed, okay?!!!!"

Yeah, the end result was pretty instant. As soon as Komaru turned on the boombox, it began to blare and deliver out ear-splitting, yet strangely engaging, techno music. Music that instantly took effect to both Komaru and Toko, who was trying to give the girl a tour of the FF base 14, where both Kyoko and Hina would have been awaiting them after their tour to have lunch. But those plans would have to be postponed given the current dilema.

To the left was Komaru, sheepish and ashamed, whose bubble butt grew to the point that her panties ripped apart and her skirt could only barely block just the uppermost part of her booty. To the right was Toko, looking so done with everything, as her new nerdy badonkadonk had pushed apart her own long skirt like it was nothing and making it very clear that the write foregoed panties today. But neither girl could worry about that now, as the urge to shake their booties grew too intense. Komaru was pressing herself against the wall, sticking her phat cheeks out to loudly clap together in time to the beat the box produced. As for Toko, the music made her squat down low - expertly shaking her rump like a goshdarn jack rabbit.

Any attempts to stop the situation had been fruitless. Any girl members of the FF that tried wounded up in similar situations to Komaru and Toko, while any guys that got down there, were absolutely mesmerizied by the horde of shaking ass cheeks that they were too much in a trance to stop themselves...and yes. Among the former also included Hina and Kyoko, with Hina currently doing the splits as she slammed and wiggled her hips on the floor. Exasperated, but not unsurprised as she saw the two troublemakers at point blank to the boombox. Welp, not much she could do in the moment except twerk the best she could. She need the ass-cercise anyway. As for Kyoko? Seems like, due to her usual stoic personality, the boombox outright altered her mood to be extroverted and very flirty, going so far as to strip down to her lacey black underwear, flirting and teasing the guys by going out of her way to grind on and twerk on their dicks with her new ass-et for cash.

A fate that she wouldn't be completely alone in for long. As the the more they allowed the beat to control them, eventually the other girls would begin to react in similar ways. Including the ones who started it all, Komaru and Toko. Their changes finally had them stop squabbling to instead sloppily make out with each other. Because what repairs a relationship faster than by slopping make out sessions?~

[cinamun]

hey cin! remember when you used to do that game sorta thing where you described what you thought about diff ppl’s sims? if you don’t mind, would you do that for my sims? many thanks ☺️ in order, these are my babies junie, pandora, and lyra elyse + her vampire form hehe

*cracks knuckles*

I hope you didn't think I forgot about you fam! I kinda had a lot going on in the story and adulting was on some other shit this week, but I *WISH* I didn't gaf about adulting the way Junie dgaf... listen....

Junie is a child stuck in a young adults body. All over her house is a collection of rare stuffed animals that she refers to as her children. She has a cat that freaks visitors the fuck out when they stop by because they think the cat is a stuffie until it starts moving. Anyway, the reason she has diamond rings on each finger is because of a life insurance policy she cashed in on after her 98 year old husband passed away (they were only married for 3 days). She's currently in court fighting the family but she wears very tiny skirts that show off her thong in the courtroom so the judge is likely to rule in her favor. She is a level 2 cook and eats gas station sushi.

Pandora is a sweetheart and literally everyone's BFF. You need to get you a friend like Pandora. She hates your favorite music but will twerk to it with you. She will make you soup when your sad and plot to kill whoever hurt you. She lost her caregiver when she was 3 in a tragic boating accident and blogs about it. She was raised by two loving grandfathers who run an OnlySims account because elders get freaky too. We don't kinkshame here. She has a pet goldfish named goldfish and her pinky toes are longer than the others.

Lyra Elise likes to seduce her prey, and she always succeeds, but its become boring for her. So now she records her encounters and gets on top of her prey in nothing but a thong and a fitted. While there, she morphs into her vampire form and turns the lights on. Instant death-by-fear. She laughs and eats the ooey gooey bloody pixel juice while the body is still warm. She doesn't record the blood drinking part, just the blood curdling screams of her victims when they see her true form. She's amasssed millions of followers and won award for Best Prank in a Costume 2023. Except its not a prank and its not a costume.

[pixiecaps]

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[audioloops22]

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[thesinglesjukebox]

SEXYY RED - "POUND TOWN"

They were gonna find out anyway...

[5.69]

Crystal Leww: When I was in high school, I went over to a friend's house to work on a school project together, and she put on "Ms. New Booty" by Bubba Sparxxx. As teenagers, we were absolutely shrieking at that chorus, just like jumping up and down, hyped up on 7-11 Big Gulp soda. It is still one of the most viscerally funny, goofiest, most unserious things I've ever heard in music. I hope that feeling that I bottled up and hold dear to my heart even today is what what teens today felt the first time they heard "my coochie pink, my bootyhole brown!" [8]

Joshua Minsoo Kim: It was the pound heard 'round the town, and Sexyy Red became an instant star. It's easy to see why: she's having a total blast here while rapping with minimal effort, in a regular talking cadence. She lets out a laugh or two, throws in casual ad-libs, and says some of the most memorable lines of the year. Kanye talking about bleached assholes was always unrelatable; finally, a bootyhole song for the people. [7]

Ian Mathers: Look, I enjoy my trips to Pound Town as much as the next person, I just have some questions about how the Pound Town tourism board is spending their budget. [5]

Nortey Dowuona: This has been Sexyy Red's year, as last year was GloRilla's year, as last year was Doja Cat's year, as last year was Megan Thee Stallion's year, as last year was Cardi B's year... can we just let them all share the next year? I'm really irritated by the way we hype up a new femme rapper for a year, praise them to the roof and back, then give up on them afterwards (remember Chika? Remember Saweetie? Remember Free JT? Remember Maliibu Miitch? Remember Treety? Remember Dreezy?) We let too many mid male rappers get the chance to drop and hog the discourse with either praise or condemnation and seem to forget that women rappers are just as diversely populated and are good as hell. (REMEMBER CUPCAKKE!!!??) I can't even be too positive about this song cuz I know what happened to literally everybody who we were like, "they so good omg we love them, twerking on the runway" -- not doing that shit this year. All you folks pissed about Yachty making Tame Impala Feeding Music use that anger to engage with the next Rapsody album instead. And "Hellcats SRTs" is the actual best song Sexyy Red has ever done, but it's not as memeable. Fuck this. [9]

Alfred Soto: Wary of stanning for female rap artists who wield vulgarity like an épée -- the fandom, depending on its expression, can look an awful lot like exoticizing -- I resisted Sexyy Red. Her conversational tone reminded me what I admire about the Everyperson anonymity of dance singers from Shannon and Bernard Sumner to Katy B and Peggy Gou. I've accepted "Pound Town." Now, about her embrace of Trump... [7]

Taylor Alatorre: "TRUMP TO CITY: DROP DEAD" [2]

Katherine St Asaph: Please note as you read this score that for our 2023 return, we have also re-curved the rating scale, and the YouTube comments are a [-10]. [0]

Leah Isobel: "Pound Town" works wonders as a comedy bit and as an introduction to Sexyy Red's charismatic delivery -- the way she tosses off That One Line and then audibly starts giggling into the next is star power personified. I'm not sure it functions as well as a song as it does a meme, but that's what "SkeeYee" is for. [6]

Michelle Myers: Sexyy Red has better comedic timing than most professional comics. On "Pound Town," she's playful and winky, delivering unhinged lines about scouting Miami for hoochie daddies and exposing her cheating man (love u baby!). [7]

Wayne Weizhen Zhang: "My coochie pink, my booty-hole brown" was the first line that made me laugh out loud. The rest of "Pound Town" is a treasure trove of deadpan punchlines, from the withering delivery of "I'm out here in Miami," to the feigned imperative of "come suck a bitch toes," to the fourth wall breaking of "I can't say his name, 'cause he be cheating." The Nicki remix, for what it's worth, is an [8]. [7]

Will Adams: Listening to a song shouldn't make me want to furiously smash Logic's nudge function to get the vocal to actually align to the beat. [2]

Jeffrey Brister: Somewhat less...technically complex than "WAP," but I value directness. There's a lot to be said about clever wordplay and all the other literary techniques you want to reference, but sometimes you just need to hear "come suck a bitch toes" and appreciate the simple beauty of being insanely and candidly horny. [7]

Thomas Inskeep: I've been known to enjoy filth, but you've gotta give me something to latch onto. Filth for the sake of filth is just sad. 2 Live Crew, for instance, were filthy, but they at least sounded like they were having fun. John Waters of course glorified in filth in his early work, and made it art. There's no fun or art in "Pound Town"; Sexyy Red just sounds bored and uninspired, like she's just waiting for this to catch on online so she can start cashing checks. I hope she invests well. [0]

Jacob Sujin Kuppermann: Obnoxious! [8]

Jonathan Bradley: During his career peak, even while he was claiming to be the best alive, Jay-Z would often demur about whether he was actually a rapper. He didn't write anything down; he was a businessman; he would retire any minute now. This disengagement with the expectations of art, the notion that creativity might call someone to account and absorb them into a guild with traditions and limitations, has been resisted by other rappers since: Lil B, for instance, switching from Bay Area sneaker raps to rambling psychedelia or such MCs as Blueface or Teejayx6 severing the links between beat and flow. On "Pound Town," Sexyy Red reminds me of how Chicago drill icon Katie Got Bandz mumbled and smirked through her way through her rhymes, as if she were too dangerous to bother trying to be a rapper. Sexyy Red mumbles here, and cuts her lines off into short, simply rhymed taunts, as if she's too hot or maybe too horny to rap properly. She collapses into a giggle half way through some of these missives, switches to a playful sing-song for others, and breezily apologizes for almost giving away a man who's been sneaking around with her ("I love you baby!"). Despite the brooding piano-led beat, which approaches hook-ups the way Nas did paranoia home invasion in "Shoot Em 'Up," it's fun! Sexyy Red does what she wants; why would she bother putting in the effort of rapping properly? And even if "Pound Town" is more languid and less urgently anarchic than "Born By the River," and perhaps less insistent than "SkeeYee," it still has an important message about which parts of Sexyy Red are pink and which parts are brown. [8]

Brad Shoup: The textbook definition of "it ain't that deep". [8]

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If you can't cook and instead mcdonald’s, charge your phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip & lie then you're Gen Z. I'm a Millennial and I know how to cook cereal and instant ramen but I don't know all that other stuff.

Xillenials and Zillenials are apparently also a thing on the older and younger ends of the generational cusp? Fun to try to figure that out in spoken language rather than typewritten. I think Xillenials and Zillenials would be pronounced identically while meaning opposite things.

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Zeus and Mash have been in an intense battle just out of Gudao's sight for hours now! The master of Chaldea can even hear the heavy Thwaps and Claps of Mash beating up the "God"! He knows that she's winning! She's definitely not twerking and throwing her ass back at Zeus in a lapdance! She is surely not hotdogging his BGC (Big God Cock) while doing it either! Mashu's the best!~

Mashu instant lossed the second she saw Zeus sitting there with his dick out and she forgot to even fight because of the sight of his huge enormous thick BGC thick and hard and ready to fuck the PAAG slut that's presenting herself to him immediately and she immediately forgets to fight him. Mashu rips off her armor to expose her PHAT ass fully before she turns around and starts to hardcore jiggle her ass for him while she watches him grin at her phat booty and approves of her shaking her cheeks for him. Even when she hotdogs his cock and grinds up on his colossal superior big thick god cock that she knows is superior to her and everything Chaldea stands for she acts like nothing's wrong when Gudao asks and tells him she's definitely stopping Zeus even though she's about to get fucked by him.